Chistes, chistes, chistes
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…de quién era el avatar de la avestruz?
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De DavimoXX, donde XX era un número (setentaypico si no recuerdo mal)
Nunca más se supo de este hombre…
...y al que se echa de menos también es al avatar de issanfus... ese movimiento hipnótico... uf...
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@gRR!!:1t96g5qs:
De DavimoXX, donde XX era un número (setentaypico si no recuerdo mal)
Nunca más se supo de este hombre…
...….gràcias ya lo he encontrado
..ESTE ESTÀ ANTICUADO PERÒ
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What do coffee and Eric Clapton have in common?
Both suck without cream.
Wayne Coyne en un concierto de los Flaming Lips en Londres poco tiempo después de la reunión de Cream.
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@Harry_Powell:1kwuftv2:
What do coffee and Eric Clapton have in common?
Both suck without cream.
Que fenómeno el Wayne...como monologuista seguro que sería bueno también.
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Girls' English.
1.Yes. = No.
2.No. = Yes.
3.Maybe. = No.
4."It's your decision." = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
5."Do what u want." = You'll pay 4 this later.
6."We need to talk." = I need to bitch.
7.Sure. Go ahead. = I don't want you too.
8.I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron.
9.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
10.Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful.
11.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.
12.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.Guy's English.
1.I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.
2.I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.
3.I'm tired. = I'm tired.
4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
5.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
8.Nice dress. = Nice cleavage.
9.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
12.I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?
13.I love you. = Let's have sex right now.
14.I love you too. = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
15.Let's talk. = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.
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..en clase de inglés :-Teacher : Sam, please,could you give me a sentence starting with "I". ?
-Sam: mmm...I is .....
-Teacher: No, Sam, always say "I am ...."
-Sam: Alright ... umm ... "I am the 9th letter of the 26 alphabets"
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Cachondísimo este gag de Padre de Familia sobre Björk:
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Pobrecilla, todo el mundo se mete con ella! Entre los chanante y esto veo que la estan convirtiendo en una caricatura.
O ha sido ella mismo que se ha vuelto caricatura de si misma?
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..recupero el post con unas cuantas imàgenes
Does it bother you that the picture doesn't show?~
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